Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Faker

I really liked this toy has a kid, a cross between Skeletor and He-man, AWESOME!!! But to think that he was made to infiltrate He-mans life and no one would notice. Again,adding to the absurdity of this franchise.

Teela,"Good Morning He-man.........did you do something with your boots?!...oh well never mind"

Snout Spout

I first saw this guy in a mini He-man comic in some magazine. My first thought was ,"this looks stupid". At some point I think He-man toys(absurd to begin with) Just turned into outlandish ridiculous things. Which is what gives this toy line its appeal to many, including myself.

Roboto

Another one I didn't have has a kid, nor did any of my friends. You think he be more popular seeing has he's a robot. Yeah, I don't have nothing for this guy......perhaps he's like robocop if he was built by the Carebears.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Rattlor

This guy was part of the Snakemen. I don't recall the snake me in the actual show. I think they came late in the series. But this guy had a button that you press on his back and his head would spring out and if you shook em, well he sounded like a rattle. Great for babies, unless they pressed the button and his head would shoot down the babies throat. That's horrible, I'm going to hell for thinking that or it could be a warning. -(WARNING - could choke your baby)

Monday, May 10, 2010

SyClone

I had this guy has a kid, he had a little gear on the back that you could make his entire body spin around and his arms would flail outward creating a giant cyclone that would suck kids up into the air where you could fly so high that you would enter Care-A-Lot. Ohhh, I'm gonna do the Carebears next....I'm getting waaaay ahead of myself.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Ninjor

If you asked any kid in the 80's about a Ninja, he shit his pants with excitement. So what does it say when I saw this Masters of the Universe Ninja type character called Ninjor and it made me go,"That looks stupid". Perhaps my little kid brain knew there's no Ninja's in He-mans world.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Zodac

I never owned Zodac nor did I want to. I never understood the character, what was he, an alien, ghost, something to do with Greyskull?? I don't know, hes a loser in my book. LOOOOSSEEERRR!!!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Stinkor

You ever have a smell that sticks with you through the ages (not literally of course) I still come across this smell today. I don't know what it is, but I remember it is usually passing older woman in Sears. The smell hits my nose and I go,"holy shit, that's Stinkor from He-man".

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Battlecat

Another great toy. Didn't have any moving parts but came with COOL removable armor. I loved my battlecat. Many of my friends also had this toy, but again ,I seemed to be the only one who took care of my toys. Everyone else had cracks and breaks, poor poor battlecat.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Man-E-Faces

This guy i didn't own, but we all had that cousin who would get toys and didn't really give two shits about them. So I would look forward going to his house to play with his He-man toys, but they were always broken, pieces missing and just plain in poor condition. With his Man-E-Faces toy, he had taken his pocket knife and cut out the head in the helmet. That thing was hard, so he put alot of time and effort in scooping out the head. Sadness.