Tuesday, May 25, 2010


I really liked this toy has a kid, a cross between Skeletor and He-man, AWESOME!!! But to think that he was made to infiltrate He-mans life and no one would notice. Again,adding to the absurdity of this franchise.

Teela,"Good Morning He-man.........did you do something with your boots?!...oh well never mind"

Snout Spout

I first saw this guy in a mini He-man comic in some magazine. My first thought was ,"this looks stupid". At some point I think He-man toys(absurd to begin with) Just turned into outlandish ridiculous things. Which is what gives this toy line its appeal to many, including myself.


Another one I didn't have has a kid, nor did any of my friends. You think he be more popular seeing has he's a robot. Yeah, I don't have nothing for this guy......perhaps he's like robocop if he was built by the Carebears.

Thursday, May 13, 2010


This guy was part of the Snakemen. I don't recall the snake me in the actual show. I think they came late in the series. But this guy had a button that you press on his back and his head would spring out and if you shook em, well he sounded like a rattle. Great for babies, unless they pressed the button and his head would shoot down the babies throat. That's horrible, I'm going to hell for thinking that or it could be a warning. -(WARNING - could choke your baby)

Monday, May 10, 2010


I had this guy has a kid, he had a little gear on the back that you could make his entire body spin around and his arms would flail outward creating a giant cyclone that would suck kids up into the air where you could fly so high that you would enter Care-A-Lot. Ohhh, I'm gonna do the Carebears next....I'm getting waaaay ahead of myself.

Friday, May 7, 2010


If you asked any kid in the 80's about a Ninja, he shit his pants with excitement. So what does it say when I saw this Masters of the Universe Ninja type character called Ninjor and it made me go,"That looks stupid". Perhaps my little kid brain knew there's no Ninja's in He-mans world.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010


I never owned Zodac nor did I want to. I never understood the character, what was he, an alien, ghost, something to do with Greyskull?? I don't know, hes a loser in my book. LOOOOSSEEERRR!!!